Game On! 74 Tons of Asian Carp to be removed from Illinois waterways

Summer: is here. The world of the mighty Great Lakes: might soon go to the carp.

And here to help make it so: the clueless locals...

But hark; are there super heroes out there? Introducing the Asian Carp Regional Coordinating Committee, a network of experts to keep the pressure on the Asian Carp.

Deploying multiple techniques designed to restrict movement of Asian Carp, uniform clad officers from the US Fish and Wildlife and DNR are a force to contend with. "We're not letting up in our fight to keep Asian carp from the Great Lakes," said John Rogner, assistant Illinois DNR director.

This year more than 74 tons of bighead and silver carp will be removed from Illinois waterways, a majority of which will be removed 65 miles south of Lake Michigan.

"Charlie, do you think the committee has been
studying Abu Gharib torture techniques?" 

Holy Carp, we’re going to need a lot of tarter sauce for all those carp cakes! Keep up the good work DNR Officer, John Rogner! Click To Read More 

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