There’s been a lot of gossip going around lately, so we’d like to set the record straight: American’s are fed up with aquatic invasive plants and their waging war on water weeds.
At least we’re 82% sure.
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| Water Milfoil Fronds |
Introducing Water Milfoil and Hydrilla, an all too common collaboration unfairly maligned as instruments of terror on our waterways.
Honestly, while Bob Lake would like you to spread Ms MILFoil around, pertaining to these two aquatic invasive weeds, we need mild-mannered Americans to sign up and wage war on these invasive aquatic weeds.
No doubt numerous boaters have fallen victim to Ms MILFoil’s fronds. Her tiny green fronds appear to be harmless, sure—but that’s her style. Pay no attention to the suggestively red bathing suit, or the subliminal messaging of control it, her goal is to take over our waters. And now… she’s teamed up with Hydrilla.
Oh Carp!
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